骨製品: Bone Production

俗話說"無三不成禮", 因此,
絕讚歌詞第三砲又來了!
這首歌很難翻, 因為一不小心就會變成灑狗血八點檔,
因此就請大家自個兒在那歌劇式的誇張, 和史詩般的絕美中心領神會吧!

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
(Freddie Mercury)

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I'm just a poor boy,I need no sympathy-
Because I'm easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesn't really matter to me,
To me......

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now he's dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama woo~woo~
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-

Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the Fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,Galileo, Galileo Galileo
Galileo figaro-Magnifico-

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-Can't do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....

這首歌真不愧被票選為"英國有史以來最受歡迎的單曲"。
這麼說來, 雖然悶騷又還蠻愛聽舞曲的, 但英國人普遍一般的音樂鑑賞力還蠻高的。
也難怪他們會出了那麼多好樂團。